I WAS BUGGED...
Stuck in a moment...It was a dark stormy night.....no lah it wasn’t
Many years ago, when I still had my old computer laptop, unlike the fabulous MacBook I have now.. I did have a trusty little computer.
And one day, I was typing away and I realized there was something on my screen.
Was it a bird? A very small plane? Superman?? I leaned in closer, trying so hard to see the red speedos....
But no. It turned out to be an ant.
So I reached out and brushed it away. It didn’t move.
Tried again. Failed again.
Then I realized something in horror. The little bugger had crawled Inside my computer,managed to squeeze it’s way to the middle of the screen, and Die there.
OF ALL PLACES?!?!
From then on, whenever I typed, it was a speck in my field of vision that I could never get rid of!
It was like a bug that just won’t fly away, a smudge of spaghetti sauce you know will never come off, a booger that you just can’t flick off your finger, a piece of crap in your eye that can’t come out no matter how gently your DIG at your eyeball!
How long did I live with that?
I’m so happy with my computer now.
But I KILL any ant I see that happens to want to take a tour of my keyboard.....